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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas. She's down to
her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next
to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?" He walks away. Moments
later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the
table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling
over her. The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?" The operator replies, "I don't know. She
put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
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